We have about 9 years left, according to Nostradumbass, and we’re about 10 years past when Al Gore said it would end from global warming. Not to mention that we’re about 50 years out from when we were supposed to all be dead from Global Cooling, and 20 years ago we were supposed to run out of oil and coal,

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