Sorry, Coke, I don’t know how to be “less white.” I do know how to “drink less Coke,” though!

Note: Coca-Cola says this image is doctored – and it probably is. But they haven’t denied telling their employees to be “less white” during an online diversity training seminar.

How about they focus on making soft-drinks and not on race relations? Just make your crappy carbonated sugar water and shut your mouths!