PICK YOUR COLOR. Ben Drankin is printed to order right here in the US, with 8 colors to choose from including lemon yellow, slate, black, baby blue, silver, grass, heather grey, and pink.
BEACH, POOL, AND BACKYARD READY. 100% cotton on solid colors, with a polyester blend available for improved color retention and washability.
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BUY AMERICAN, SAVE AMERICA. All the products in our catalog are USA made and sold, with your purchase helping out a small US-business and your favorite right-wing humor website.