If you want to have a better financial future without any palpable pain today, consider Acorns - one of the best investment apps on the market because of two extremely simple reasons: It makes investing painless. One of the hard parts of investing is letting that money go, knowing it can't be used for anything... Continue Reading →

Get it here – Nation of Sheep stickers

We've got the best memes - AND the best merchandise, including this awesome "Nation of Sheep" sticker. HUGE - 5 inch stickers printed in highest resolution for a clear, vibrant appearance. OUTDOOR RATED - Laminated sticker is waterproof and UV protected to prevent fading and weathering, even from direct sunlight. Put it anywhere! HIGH QUALITY... Continue Reading →

Different species of the Political Compass

The Political Compass is a popular website which asks it's visitors questions in order to rate political ideology along a spectrum that has two axes: economic (left / right) and social (authoritarian / libertarian). Below is where the creators of the Political Compass place some historical figures, followed by some memes of the different species... Continue Reading →


The stock market has always been a great place to invest, especially in times like today when stocks are going for below what they're worth because people are scared of the uncertainty under Clown Shoes Biden. Have you been wanting to invest but choosing not to because you don't want to pay $9 or $19... Continue Reading →

We’re thankful for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

As the 2019 Thanksgiving holiday approaches we'd like to thank God for putting AOC in our lives. She's so airheaded and meme-able that she could single-handedly keep our website in business. Show off your great political wit with this fantastic shirt from thefunnyconservative.comBest part: Order straight from Amazon! Click image above to get yours today!

In our Merch Store: Smooth ‘Merica ($14.99)

PICK YOUR COLOR.  Smooth 'Merica is printed to order right here in the US, with 5 colors to choose from. BEACH, POOL, AND BACKYARD READY.  100% cotton on solid colors, with a polyester blend available for improved color retention and washability. FAST SHIPPING AND NO HASSLE RETURN POLICY, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.   Using our Amazon Affiliate link... Continue Reading →

John Miller is a Nazi

Do these clowns even realize what they're doing? What they're calling for? Posting it here to showcase what an absolute tool this guy is. Sadly, he'll probably think I should get the electric chair for publicizing what a jerk he is, but maybe showing how insane lefties can be will make one or two of... Continue Reading →